Patience is a virtue, whatever one of them is, and I must ask you for a little more before I get around to doing all the translations. Oddly enough, I do all the thinking in Spanish, perform in Spanish to Spanish audiences and THEN translate them back to English to do the language school gigs I do from time to time.

I've been living in Spain for 16 years now (moved here just after Oxford Utd knocked Chelsea out of the F.A. Cup in 1991) and for the last 6 I've been doing 'monólogos' as they call them here ('stand-ups' to you and me). That at least explains the titles of my first two pages on the left there. As for the rest... in time it will appear, I imagine.

If you're interestd enough to open the various sections, I hope you'll find at least a few crumbs of information that may be of use to English-speaking readers. In the section 'Works' you'll find links to stuff I've written in English, at least, and the Dreams bit is only in English until I can be bothered to translate it.